Ujinga Ni...

1. Kujiita romantic na uko single.
2. Kukaa mbele kwa daladala alafu unaturn kwambia konda 'shusha' na umekaa na driver
3. Kutumia cursor kuscare mosquito itoke kwa screen ya comp.
4. Kureduce volume ya radio usome sms.
5. Kuruka line Angaza.
6.Kupigiwa simu halafu unaangalia balance yako after the call.
7. Kutafuta remote ya TV for 10 min, na tv iko a step away
8. KuDELETE namba ya ex wako na unaijua off head
9. Kubargain kitu kutoka 1000 hadi 500 alafu bado unapea muuzaji 5000 akupatie change
10. Kubuy beer ingine moja ukitegea fare ishuke hadi 200 ucku mkali